"Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?" And I said to him, "Prob’ly right here – Elko, Nevada, our nation’s high at 79 today." Out in California, they’re gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, as you can see, they’re gonna have some very, very tall trees."
~ Ground Hog Day